"Weird Al" Yankovic - Bigger & Weirder Set Predictions

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Weird Al just announced his 2025 tour, "Bigger And Weirder". I can't handle waiting until Monday to hear the dates announced, so I just HAD to write down my predictions for what's on the set list!

Obviously, there are a few mainstays for Al's tours, Vanity Tour excluded. For example, the Star Wars encore, the polka medley usually being the second or third song on the set, and the parody medley. There's also a pretty good shot that Fun Zone will be the opening song, since it was for the last traditional tour, 2019's "Strings Attached" tour. I'm choosing to disregard the 2018 and 2023 Vanity Tours, seen as they had a different set list every night, and disregarded many of the traditional set list markers that I've mentioned. I have a feeling TMZ will come back for this year's set list, seen as Taylor Swift is one of the biggest pop sensations in the world right now. Thus follows is my (admittedly self-indulgent) prediction for next year's tour:

1. Fun Zone
2. TMZ
3. Wanna B Ur Lovr
4. Polkamania!
5. Word Crimes
6. First World Problems
7. Dare To Be Stupid
8. Parody Medley
   (Trapped In The Drive-Thru, Gump, Another One Rides The Bus, Syndicated Inc., eBay, Couch Potato)
9. Why Does This Always Happen to Me? (Shows in New York State will feature guest pianist Ben Folds) 
10. You Make Me
11. Everything You Know Is Wrong
    
12. Unplugged Nostalgia Medley
    (Eat It, I Lost On Jeopardy, I Love Rocky Road, Like A Surgeon)
13. Amish Paradise
14. White And Nerdy
15. Now You Know
    TRIPLE FAKE-OUT ENCORE!
16. We All Have Cellphones
17. The Saga Begins
18. Yoda / Yoda Chant
19. Albuquerque